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Fri March 29, 2024
(MassLive)
 
 
 
What's that behind your ear? Oh look it's a prison sentence for The Amazing Creepo. Ta-Da
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At hot selling point for homes in Florida these days is "No Flood Insurance required." In other news, there are people paying half a million dollars for a house located along a hurricane superhighway who think no flood insurance is a good idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who is left holding the bag for the Baltimore bridge collapse and how can the shipping company and insurance companies get out of this for pennies on the dollar? "I'll take Admiralty Law for $1,000 Alex"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex Caltrain employee and contractor devise ingenious method to build affordable housing near transit in the Bay Area
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Rules to keep lobsters from being overharvested working already
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Christians escalating war on Easter with drones and helicopters
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russia: Darth Elmo now 'on war footing', building 'spy satellite army' to target 'any enemy' and take over the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know the model "nuclear family" -- where a married couple live together with at least one child? Yeah, that was a societal fluke from 1950 to 1965. The myth needs to be nuked
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(Some Jumping Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jumpers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For years, Karen Goodwin believed police reports that her son had died from a drug overdose. Then she saw the police video that police had deliberately never let her see
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey man, is that freedom meningitis?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when the first thing you did when big news happened was check on Twitter? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 765 of WW3. NATO warplanes scrambled during last night's Russian missile attack, which managed to damage 3 power plants in Ukraine. Meanwhile, people in Belgorod complain a UAF strike nearby damaged windows. This is your Friday Ukraine War Thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This just in: there are many very, very stupid people in the world
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Don't walk this way, says the FAA
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Crypto kingpin Sam Bankman-Fried, 32, after getting a jail sentence for 25 years: "My useful life is over." Yeah, moron -- no one ever does anything after age 57
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California park is da bomb
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Elise Stefanik will be outraged that 1,937 youth from around the world have been offered the opportunity to spend 4 years learning anti-semitism, plagiarism, communism, anti-American-ism and "woke"-ness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK Post Office went after 900 subpostmasters for fraud and theft, before everyone realized the Post Office was full of shiat. Turns out, the Post Office knew it was full of shiat before it even started ruining people's lives
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas woman acquitted of voter fraud - Republican voter suppression advocates shake tiny fists
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tourist from New Jersey visits Philadelphia and finds his ride up on blocks
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
Peaceful interventionist arrested for non-peaceful interventions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mostly I just stab them in the heart and shout GO ABERDEEN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
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Thu March 28, 2024
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Forty five Easter worshipers in South Africa get to meet their maker early after crashing off of bridge
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anybody know what the vaccine schedule is for cruise ships?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Euro 2024 fans warned about German beer strength (5.5%) compared to British beer (4.4%). Scotland's McEwan's Scotch Ale laughs, starts a fight, falls down and pisses itself at 8%
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Meh: Two kids arrested at school for selling a gun. FARK: the kids are both 10. ULTRAFARK: one of the kids' mom is a deputy sheriff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You need the cocaine in the morning to balance out the marijuana from the night before. And then more marijuana to deal with the fact that you killed two people on the cocaine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While not admissible in court, polygraphs can apparently be used to void a plea agreement and allow the government to prosecute Mr. Murdaugh to the fullest extent of the law by seeking the maximum punishment available
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Do you even lunge, bro?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian Anti-Air defenses work so well, not even Russian SU-35's can fly around them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ProTip: When criming, don't give any rooms in your house unique and easily-identifiable crime-themed decor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these musicians hamming it up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists conducting the worlds most unnesasary study ever confirm what anyone that has ever had a dog could have told them
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Back in my day we walked to school, up hill both ways, in snow and rain. And if lucky enough to see a solar eclipse we'd stare at the thing all day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"The fella should just forget about it and move on" is for when someone loses their phone, not $1.5 billion in bitcoin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man in dress washes feet of 12 women in prison from his wheelchair. ThatsMyFetish.jpg
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey library has a radical idea to install an 'old school' landline phone free for the public to use, and the locals love it, including middle schoolers who have no idea what it is or how to use it
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Finally after 400 years, the Dutch have unveiled plans for marking New York City's start. Let's hope they aren't intending to rename it New Amsterdam
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(Time)
 
 
 
The "COVID-Cautious" feel abandoned by the COVID-Careless
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Day after man in Scream mask arrested for killing neighbor, things get weirder when dad shows up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Look, people. You're simply not trying hard enough to win at PowerBall, because the jackpot went unclaimed again last night and is now expected to rise to almost $1 billion
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his ball of concrete
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia warns against parking on the sidewalk, since everyone knows it's for driving on
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Lucky & Rebecca. Down the Welsh Rabbit Hole - Not a Euphemisn edition
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Klaatu barada ... necktie?
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