What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee.
How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.