Attention everyone: We’ve found the photos that people will regret later, when they’re the CEO of Deutsche Bank or a minor researcher in the Home Office.
Yes, it is that annual time when Cambridge students finish exams after months of camping in the library, and actually enjoy themselves.
Shamebridge, amirite? The audacity.
By the end of this article, you will be shocked to see the depths of depravity our future overlords have descended to.
Some of them LAY DOWN IN THE STREET WEARING SILVER TRAINERS.
Some of them JUMPED IN THE RIVER CAM
And two even kissed. In. Broad. Daylight.
What has become of the youth of today?
We certainly never acted in such a debauched manner
Wheeyyyyyy
Would you look at this level of degeneracy
Have they no homes to go to?
These animals were at Trinity and Jesus College May Balls last night – end of year black tie parties held in the college and their grounds.
Two-person tickets at some colleges cost as much as £410 this year, the first time standard-priced tickets have broken the £200-per-person mark.
So tbh, you would hope people got their money’s worth after paying that much.
This year, bands including Scouting For Girls and Jonas Blue headlined the entertainment.
The balls last until dawn, when everyone still standing takes a ‘survivor photo’ then makes their way back home…
…Or goes punting.
Overall, it looks like it was a pretty eventful evening.
Especially for this man, with a cigar, sash, two henchmen in the background and a woman he just kidnapped.
Hopefully he plans a career in politics.
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